Can you believe that there are people who live so close to the ocean that they can just think “hey, I should go to the ocean” and then they just do???
(via fhawne)
You ever just want to deep clean your body? Blackhead strips on every inch of skin… pop off a limb to soak in some oxyclean…. replace your fingernails with some new ones…….
Love this concept
I want my bones removed, scrubbed, resurfaced and balanced like car tires and my muscles massaged internally like kale
YES thank you!!
Just put my consciousness in a jar of coconut oil and deep clean my fucking organs
I don’t know…. I’d just like to trade in the old body for an upgraded version.
This is incredibly disturbing and I do not relate 😂
Then why are you even here?? Don’t be fucking rude!!!
(via gurhl)






















